Despite having no evidence that masks are effective–and much evidence to the contrary, masks are making a comeback. Like the uncle at the Christmas party who just won’t leave you alone, masks seem to have staying power among the more mystical in our society.
For those unfortunate enough to need to wear masks, we luckily have some entrepreneurs who are providing “masks” which technically pass the mini-Mao’s mandates yet are breathable.
The first of these is Fake Mask USA. Your author bought two of the “incognito” masks for air travel and can attest to them being a total joke. My (unimpressive) facial hair even sticks out through the mesh. Yet, I’ve only had one Delta tyrant take issue with the mask, it’s worked in the other 50 situations I’ve used it. Also, the sheer amount of trolling the owner of this company does on “lefties” and the Ohio politicians (check out the site for more info), is something worth supporting.
The second is Breathe Pray Love. Although I think their tagline is a contradiction, they seem to be coming from the right place. Their “masks” certainly looks more legit than two of the three at FakeMaskUSA, so someone who has a tyrant as a boss may want to check them out.
